Satan doesn’t care what atheists think of him, but he’s atheist himself so that’s why he does atheist sorcery instead of good Christian things.
Sexuality is most definitely a choice. I choose to be straight, just as you choose to be gay. Just because you may not be aware of it, it’s still there on a subconscious level.
Songs like the ones that bands like One Direction make contain subtle homosexual sex calls. I am a pure heterosexual man wanting to keep those values and not give in to the deceptively alluring temptation of Satan, so I stay away from things like that.
Cannibalism is barbaric. Wait, is that some sort of metaphor for wanting to engage in oral coitus with me? If so, I’m not interested and you should go wash that mouth out, young man.
I chose to be straight, so did everyone else. There is a metaphorical sexuality switch, and methinks you’re in denial.
The domino that started the massive depraved spiral of collapsing morals and values in cartoons.
Satan gave you certain choices when God wasn’t looking using his atheist sorcery. What your role is is to not give in.
Gay marriage is not a right. The government doesn’t owe you anything. It doesn’t owe you food, shelter, health care. Heterosexuality is God’s gift to you so that’s an entirely different matter. But you can’t just say you have the right to marry someone of the same gender.
I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to teach you all a lesson.
Fact: Satan has a pet cat. Fact: Cats are exclusively homosexual. Fiction: The idea that any of that is moral.
Yes, I think certain agendas should not be promoted over the internet, and the Republican party in an ideal world would control the internet.
That lead singer lady is really scary looking. I’m always afraid that they’ll try to kidnap me in my sleep and rape me with their satanic agenda, to be quite honest.
God hates Satan. Ergo, God hates sin. Ergo, God hates sinners. Who implants these weird, hippie thoughts into your mind?
Relax, use that zen you liberals are always trying to promote. Life is good with Santorum in the lead and abortion laws getting stricter. Good things happen and there’s no need to be cranky.
Are you sure it was actually a cat? Sometimes possums may deceive you into thinking that they are in fact cats, and what you describe is not typical feline behavior. Check your animal again, because it probably isn’t actually a cat.
I already get enough messages, right now I have 34 still to do, so that’s plenty. Too much is gluttony, and that would be a sin. Also, British boy bands really need to stay in the gay clubs, because I do not want to see them. They pose a threat to my morals and I simply cannot be exposed to tantalizing sin such as British men, boy bands or a combination as we can see in regards to One Direction.
Video games are a gateway drug to homosexuality.
I don’t want to anger menstruating teenage girls. The thought scares me.
Michigan has cars, black people and creepy people with Canadian accents.